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Exclusive: Miley Cyrus Wears A Platinum Wig And No Pants In New 'V' Magazine Photos

Just when we thought V Magazine's Issue 95 couldn't get any better—we already know Rihanna is the cover star and there's a spread that features Kendall Jenner riding a giant dog, so—we find out the third installment of Miley Cyrus' "Diary Of A Dirty Hippie" is included in the issue. Even better? We have your exclusive first look at it.

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The photo set comes from Miley's trip to the Grand Canyon and Oklahoma with her BFF/assistant/photographer Cheyne Thomas. Like the previous two sets, this one shows Miley doing her thang in a number of Polaroids, which she then captions in a way that only Miley could.

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Here, in a platinum wig and leopard-print turtleneck, Miley explains she's posing with "Rock cardboard art from The Flaming Lips video 'When You Smile.'"

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In another shot, she wears the same outfit, but trades in the rock for a flower.

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Then she sheds the wig and Cheyne moves back for a wider shot to reveal—WAT?!?—that she's not wearing any pants. She uses a globe as pillow, and explains it's the "Globe where Wayne and his girlfriend, Katy, put a jewel on each place they've visited around the world." Normally pillows aren't very, um, sentimental, but this is a different sitch.

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Miley explains in the caption for this photo that, "When packing, I didn't know about this polka dot floor. Just so happened to be perfect with my look. So we got stuck here." While I'm, uh, not sure what the last sentiment has to do with anything, there is one major piece Miley didn't mention in her color-coordinated outfit—those shoes! Miley wore the same Markus Lupfer cat print to perform at the 2013 American Music Awards—she brought her stage wardrobe on her road trip!

This extremely stacked issue of V drops on May 7 and you should probably rush to buy a copy because, LBR, I'm gonna buy all of 'em (JK, but you should probably stock up anyway).