Madonna can't catch a break. Even after surprising Drake during his Coachella set on Sunday night with a full-mouth kiss, some people couldn't help taking shots at her.

"What the f–k just happened?" the MC asked after the smooch, seemingly wiping his mouth awkwardly following the unexpected face attack. The Internet asked the same thing, with some comparing Madonna, 56, to a Dementor and other soul-suckers.

But guess what? Madonna isn't bothered by your hate and Drake feels blessed. On Monday, she responded with a simple truism about her decades of headline-grabbing stunts.

And Drizzy posted a snap of the kiss with the caption, "moments to write home about."

Followed by another one that summed up his feelings even better. "Don't misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel 100 about that forever. Thank you @madonna."

And, just in case you didn't get her message the first time, Madonna made it crystal clear with a throwback pic posted late Monday night. "I m not your bitch...,,,,,... Don't hang your s-- on me. Not then.., #unapolgeticbitch."

The final word. "And not now........... Not ever! #unapolgeticbitch."

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