Amy Schumer doesn't hold back, and that's why we love her comedy so much. She also can't shoot an arrow to save her life (even after hours of practice), which we find incredibly endearing.
Her opening monologue for the Movie Awards was just as biting as her usual routine, including quips at One Direction, Kevin Hart, MTV and, yes, even herself. Here are some of our favorite quotes from Amy's opening monologue:
On her first feature film "Trainwreck"MTV
"I was like, oh my god, am I, like, gorgeous?"
"MTV is the one network that refuses to air music."
On watch Snooki and her husband Jionni LaValle on "Snooki & Jwoww"MAP/Splash News
"I watched it for, like, 20 minutes thinking it was 'Little People Big World.'"
On One Direction's new memberGetty Images
"Hillary Clinton finally announced she’s taking Zayn's spot in One Direction. The first woman in One Direction. I never thought I’d live to see the day!"
On Kevin HartGiphy
"Do you know that if Kevin Hart sees his shadow, we get six more Kevin Hart movies? It's true."
On the cast of "Magic Mike XXL"Warner Bros.
"Every time I watch those guys, at least two of my fingers disappear."
On "Jupiter Ascending"Warner Bros.
"'Furious 7' -- which is what they call the people that saw 'Jupiter Ascending.'"
On having a great showKevork Djansezian/Getty Images
"This is going to be the party of the year. I just hope that Harrison Ford doesn't crash it."