"Genitals are just like a King; without protection, they're vulnerable."

Have truer words ever been spoken?

With "Westerojans, a Condom of Ice and Fire," all citizens of Westeros can practice safe sex, according to the video below. From White Walkers to Jamie and Cersei and even Daenerys Targaryen, everybody's "doing it" in this hilarious "Game of Thrones" parody.

Now, if only Westerojans had existed before King Joffrey was conceived. Amirite?