Nothing on the Internet will ever ruin me the way the dress ruined me, but these new videos of bb Ryan Gosling dancing his li'l bb heart out are definitely coming close.

According to Jezebel's Jia Tolentino, the clips were recorded at "a 1992 showcase from Ontario's Elite Dance Centre." Did I mention that they're too much? Because they're honestly too much.

I'm like the Little Engine That Literally Could Not right now.

This is my brain on bb Ryan Gosling.

If you need me, I'll be huddled in that corner over there, singing a super-squeaky voiced rendition of "When A Man Loves A Woman."