That pristine cellophane. That simple and iconic white box. There are few things as drool-inducing as the promise of new Apple products for us to fantasize about slowly undressing, er, opening, and then making an invaluable and beloved part of our lives ... at least until the next version comes out.

Today, Apple held an event in San Francisco where executives announced details about the Apple Watch, and other things that you had no idea you needed to live. Here are some of the sweetest new Apple things that'll make you dream about having a future with the future.

Apple Pay will be accepted at vending machines.

The maddening attempts to flatten out that bill that's been crumpled in your duffle bag so you can get a Powerade after basketball may finally be a thing of the past. Vending machines will be equipped with Apple Pay, so you can save those wrinkled singles for the strip club, which (probably?) doesn't accept Apple Pay yet.

You'll be able to get HBO without having cable.

If your parents don't have HBO, or if their subscription was canceled after your mom saw how excited your dad was by the boobs on "Game of Thrones," fear not. Access to all things HBO will be available to Apple users starting this April, with the launch of HBO Now, a $14.99/month subscription service that lets you order all that the channel has to offer without having to actually pay for cable. Maybe your dad will even go halfsies with you.

The Apple Watch is here ... and it's pretty baller.

A watch is a timepiece that your parents and grandparents wore in the primitive years before cell phones were invented. In addition to telling time, a watch was often viewed as a status symbol. Now, thanks to Apple, you too, have an excuse to wear men's jewelry.

The new Apple Watch is pricey -- the basic Apple Watch Sport models start at $349.00, but the high-end Apple Watch Edition is made of real gold and starts at a cool $10,000. That's an insane amount to shell out, but maybe we can look at it as an investment. Surely, 60 years from now, our grandchildren will be stoked on a classy bracelet that can also Instagram and Shazam.

Oh, it's also maybe an investment in your health.

If you decide to throw down for an Apple Watch, you may be stepping up more than just your style game -- it could also make you look hot in more ways than one, because it works as a fitness tracker.

The Apple Watch can monitor your heart rate, track your activity and even bug you to move when you've been sitting on your ass for to long. This could be a good way to counterbalance all the extra corn syrup you'll be ingesting by way of those Apple Pay vending machines.