Watching This Epic Bar Mitzvah Invite Video Will Make A Man Out Of You

Don't do anything by haf(torah).

Sorry, other Bar Mitzvah invitation videos: it's time to go home and weep silently to yourself that you will never, ever be as epic as the insane parody Brody Criz made for his ascension into manhood in the Jewish religion.

In the words of Stefon, this video has everything: dancing rabbis; sisters in dog cages; John Legend parodies; and that thing... You know, that thing where a child is naked? That thing.

Anyway, watch it, and wonder whether it's too late to get an invite to Criz' party.