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This Nicki Minaj x Pokemon Mix Is Honestly Everything: Listen

Prepare for trouble, make it double Onika.

A bajillion years ago dinosaurs got killed by a comet or something. Rome fell, then Henry VIII was like, "More wives, plz." Prohibition happened. Prohibition un-happened. And now, we've arrived at the absolute pinnacle of world history: this mix of Nicki Minaj's verse from Kanye West's "Monster" and Team Rocket's rhyming introduction from "Pokémon."

"You could be the king but watch the queen conquer" feels so appropriate when applied to Jessie and James. Because queens. 10-year-old me and 22-year-old me are screaming. So is present-day me. Bless you, Tumblr goddesses, for willing me to stumble upon this unholy holiness. Bye.