Want To Impress Your Friends? Drop These Kanye West Quotes In Everyday Conversation

For the shock value.

Kanye West is happier than ever, so he's been very chatty lately. With a new album on the way, 'Ye lifted his sometimes-gag order, and he's talking up a storm in interviews, the most recent of which was an emotional sit down with BBC's Zane Lowe.

He opened up so much that he even broke down in tears at one point, but we're not here for the sob story. We're just here for the awesome quotes that only Kanye provide.

Try dropping any of the below into everyday conversation, just to see the look on your friends faces (and strangers, too).

  • “Your egg, my semen -- we change the world"
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    Perfect if you "like saying sh-- that sounds wrong anyway.' If they don't understand your vision, then they aren't worth it.

  • “At any moment I can hit that 'Ye button"

    Basically: Don't f--k with me.

  • "You win or you learn"
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    Forget what you heard about, "you live and you learn." Your mom's advice is useless now.

  • "Everyone should have an opportunity to drink from the same fountain"
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    This one is for the enlightened. And if someone asks you to explain, just throw a history book at them.

  • "Even a broke clock is right twice a day"
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    Say what you feel, and feel what you say. And don't ever let 'em question you, because "everybody has a right to be wrong."

  • "Fusion is the future -- the two lunch tables working together"
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    It's all about collaboration people.

  • "I can be vilified or misunderstood. I didn't come here to be liked"
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    When you "came to make a difference," it doesn't matter what they say about you.

  • "Art is to be free. Design is to fix"
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    I dunno. It just sounds cool.

  • "Run. Fly. Go as fast as you can. Don't stop"

    Why are you still reading? Go.