In case you missed it, Lady Gaga is getting hitched! Her fiance Taylor Kinney popped the question on Valentine's Day with a (gigantic) heart-shaped ring, and we haven't been able to stop thinking about her impending nuptials ever since! (Real question: Will this make her Duchess Gaga or...? IDK how royal ranks work.) The promise of a Lady Gaga wedding—much like the promise of a Kanye West wedding—means that we are all in for a cultural, visual, and maybe even aural treat whenever these two tie the knot.

While we don't know much, we can at least be sure she won't be dressed in raw meat and won't arrive in an egg (it'd be gauche to do either of those things twice), but other than that, the possibilities are ENDLESS. Also, the behind-the-scenes on this event would be BA.NA.NAS. and we're gonna need a full editorial feature and photo spread on the prep process and special day. Here are a few ways Gaga's wedding might look, based on nothing but our overactive imaginations.