We made it. New York Fashion Week is over and Jarvis Derrell is here to break down the final day of street style for us. #Shehashadit (and all of us) have had it with NYFW. Big time. BYE.

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS KWEENS YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Whew Kiesha, guuurrrlll we made it (#barely) through yet another crazy fierce shondalaseason of NYFW while enjoying the absolute best of street styling and bootleg profiling! AMEN AMEN AMEN!!! As you can see gurrll, everyone's a little restless on this last day, so the street style Kweens really had to pull out alllllllllll the stops today! Like this Kween, for example. She decided that she was so bored with the recurring dangers of New York traffic street style modeling that she went and upped the whole game by posing on a moving matching truck driving down an icy street!!! Whaaaaaaaattt???!!!! YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!! Now Kiesha, no tea, no shade, I totally get the lavishness and importance of a pose like this, I really do, but for a look this H&M basic, it really don't take all that!!! #extraextra #ireadallabouther #choices #namaste #butyes #extrapointsforusingprops #everybodyaintable #imcertainlynot #kweenilljustwalk #uberdeluxe #fiercefur #surprise #yaaassstothematchingeyewear #iseeyou #hairdoonfleek #thatweaveiswhitegurllaidforthegods #whosdrivingthistruck #ishecute #givehimmynumber #shehashadit

YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS Metro-KWEEN YAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!! Whew Kiesha, guurrrlll nothing blesses my NYFW street style spirit more, then when I see a Kween living her full out fashion fantasy for the street photographer Gods, and then she gets in a cab for dramatic effect, and drives away to really seal the deal on her New York opulence!! ....But what I really really love, is when you see that very same cab stop two streets down at the nearest subway station, and our Kween of Kweens exits the car with Metrocard in hand, and just a kiss of unspoken "back to the real world" shame!!! Uhhhh!!!! YAAAASSS!!!! C'mon 1 train!!!! Don't worry Kween, I do the same thing!!! #basicallybankrupt #butmyclotheslookgreat #amenamen #metrocardonfleek #swipeswipe #theresnoshameontheAtrain #standclearoftheclosingdoorskween #incognitoshades #itmakesyouinvisibletofriendsyoudontwannatalkto #workseverytime #thatgreenjacketisnailingitthough #imwaitingforthetrainrightnow #ugh

YAAAAAASSSS YAAAAASSSS YAAASSSSS!!! Wheerewwww, c'mon Kiesha, a little bejeweling never hurt nobody, amen amen!!! More importantly gurrrrlll, the look on her face right now, just about sums up alllllllllll of my current feelings about NYFW officially coming to a shondalaclose, which is happy on the inside, dead pissed on the out!! YAAASSSS MY FAVORITE!!! Now don't go trying this glare at home kids, at least not without practicing and perfecting it first, 'cause someone could get hurt... or grounded even! See church, it took me two failed marriages, an eviction notice and several hours waiting in a line at Whole Foods to achieve a perfect glare this advanced! #namste #breathekweenbreathe #theresalwaysnextseason #untilthenyouhaveyourjewels #lisafrankathomebedazzlerkit #ughdreams #yaaassslook #fiercesarcophagusofstyle #streetstylethatis #obsessed #tillnexttimekweens