After you turn 21, you may have a few mornings when the first question on your mind is, “Where am I?” Hope and pray this is never the answer.
On Tuesday night, 37-year-old Donald Jordan and 49-year-old Lisa Sirabella reportedly partied at Florida’s Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. On Wednesday morning, a driver for Progressive Waste Solutions says he found them in the back of his truck. Apparently they’d fallen asleep in a waste bin and woke up “screaming” as the compactor started, reports the Tampa Bay Times. Here’s the driver’s call to 911 at 5 a.m.:
“I got two people… stuck in the truck,” the driver says. “I almost killed both of them.”
Fortunately, they suffered no major injuries: Jordan’s already been released from the hospital, and Sirabella is reportedly still recovering after their epic night. “It was originally believed that they were homeless,” according to the local sheriff’s office, “but it seems they were just really intoxicated after hanging out at the casino.”
The Tampa Bay Times notes that this isn’t the couple’s first run-in with the law, with 65 arrests between them since 1999. Now that they’re internet famous, maybe they’ll clean up their act … although they could just as easily wind up partying even harder with a trashy celebrity crowd.