Plain and simple: If you're not already watching "Broad City" and don't already want creators and stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer to be your BFFs forever and ever and ever, you're doing it wrong. "It" being "life" and "culture" and "adulthood" and "childhood." Also, "life."

Don't believe me? Watch this clip from their tandem appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" where they (a) show up in Dumb and Dumber tuxedos, and (b) tell Jimmy Kimmel they hired a professional stylist to put them together.

Abbi, Ilana, you are perfect. Never change. ILY4EVER.