Emoji clothing isn't anything new—if you wanted to, you could only wear gear with the icons, from head to toe—but one brand has found a way to take it to the next level. The Betabrand—a San Francisco label "home to web hits," as they put it, like dressy yoga pants, the executive hoodie, disco tuxedos—has rendered the poop emoji almost unrecognizable in a button-up shirt.
From afar, the shirt looks like a kaleidoscopic vintage steal you could have picked up at your local Goodwill. But if you look up close, it's actually thousands of poop emoji. [Insert poop emoji here.] As far as emoji wear goes though, this one ranks pretty high for wearability—especially if you don't plan on getting too close to anyone when you wear it. It'd also make a great gag gift for an older person with poor eyesight.
If you're interested in buying the shirt, it's currently on sale for $79.20 from $88.