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17 Celebrity Yoga Outfits, Ranked In Order Of Practicality

Shavasa-nooooooooooo.

I was casually looking at some paparazzi photos of Colin Farrell leaving a yoga studio -- as one does -- and I couldn't help but notice how practical and workout-ready his ensemble was, especially when compared to other celebrities who show up to class in 12-inch platforms. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. All choices are valid -- they're just not all practical.

And so, since I had nothing better to do, I decided to rank 17 celebrity yoga outfits from most to least practical. And because you have nothing better to do right now, you're going to read it. What a match we are.

  1. Reese Witherspoon
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    She's got her hair pulled back, and she's wearing tight, yet flexible, clothing. Do you know her name? She's Reese Witherspoon -- the most practically dressed celebrity yogi of all.

  2. Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting
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    Though, the "Big Bang Theory" star comes in at a close second.

  3. Madonna
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    The lone East Coast outlier on this list, Madonna was doing yoga in the dead of winter when this photo was taken in New York in 1999, hence the v practical overcoat. Did I mention she was doing yoga at Sting's apartment? She was doing yoga at Sting's apartment.

  4. Olivia Wilde
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    Other than the nice-looking leather jacket -- the post-yoga pit stains! -- nice work, Ms. Wilde.

  5. Colin Farrell
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    Hair held back? Check. Breathable clothing? Check. With apologies to #eggplantfriday, my only suggestion would be for Colin to wear underwear next time. It's called bat wings. Google it.

  6. Pink
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    Literally experiencing scalp sweats by proxy thanks to Alecia's choice of knit beanie.

  7. Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting
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    WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PINK'S HAT, KALEY.

  8. Maria Menounos
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    Annie may never be dressed without a smile, but you're not Quvenzhané Wallis, Maria Menounos. You're not even Aileen Quinn. Stop posing, and start posing.

  9. Miley Cyrus
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    This semi-impractical ensemble is technically a Pilates outfit, not a yoga outfit, but '12 fitness Miley is too ~iconic~ a look not to include.

  10. Amy Smart

    Do not test my patience for sweater capes, Ms. Smart.

  11. Miranda Kerr

    "Wait, lemme just tie this sweatshirt around my waist before I contort my body in a hot, sweaty room." - Miranda Kerr's questionable inner voice

  12. Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting
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    Did you know that there are 134 photos of Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting going to yoga on Getty Images? Because there are 134 photos of Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting on Getty Images.

  13. The Aflac Duck
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    This isn't naked yoga, duck. Or duck yoga. Get out.

  14. Lady Gaga
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    Lady Gaga's jumpsuit looks like it's at least made out of a flexible material, but those heels are definitely not mat-ready.

  15. Lady Gaga
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    OK, now this is a little much.

  16. Lady Gaga
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    COME ON.

  17. Lady Gaga
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    ...You know what? I'm not even mad.