The new set of promos for this weekend's episode of "Saturday Night Live" are so mean. In them, host Amy Adams and musical guests One Direction share a bunch of flirty back-and-forths as if I'm not watching every second of it.

What kind of 1D/Amy Adams shippers from the farthest reaches of Tumblr willed this cruel reality into being? It's over, Zayn. Our 100% fictional relationship you never even knew was a thing is over. In the immortal words of JoJo: Get out (leave) right now. It's the end of you and me.

If you are pro-betrayal, watch Amy Adams and One Direction's episode of "SNL" this Saturday (Dec. 20) on NBC.