Never forget 2014, the year that a certain television show about kings, knights and fire-breathing monstrosities picked us up off our feet and smashed our brains into oblivion through sheer force of awesomeness.
We speak of none other than "Game of Thrones," the TV show that dropped our jaws and made us scream at our television sets time and time again this year, thanks to its endless assault of insane plot twists, such as...
That time Joffrey threw an awful, dehumanizing wedding celebration:HBO
Simply the worst.
And that time Joffrey died at said celebration:HBO
Simply the best.
And that time Joffrey's death was the very first thing we saw in the next episode:HBO
Simply. The. Best.
How about when Tyrion went on trial and gave approximately zero f—s:HBO
Nope. None. Zero. Zilch.
Until Shae spoke out against him in court and broke his heart:HBO
Several f—s were given that day, and not the kind that Tyrion normally prefers.
Or when the Red Viper told Tyrion he would bail him out of danger:HBO
Because the Red Viper is the best.
And then he subsequently got his butt whooped:HBO
Oh… oh, no.
And his head smashed in:HBO
And somehow, Tyrion managed not to barf all over the place:HBO
Can't say the same for us.
What about all of the craziness that happened in the North, like that time a baby turned into a White Walker:HBO
This one really blew book-readers away.
Or that time Sam and Gilly made out:HBO
Who's craven now?
Or that time Ygritte died:HBO
Because on "Game of Thrones," bad things happen to not-so-bad people.
Or that time Jojen died.HBO
Because on "Game of Thrones," really bad things happen to not-so-bad people.
How about the craziest North twist of all: Bran finally meeting the Three Eyed Raven, only to find out he's a crazy old dude living under a tree:HBO
This show is so weird sometimes.
But really, the craziest was when Tyrion totally murdered Shae:HBO
And then totally murdered his own father:
What were your favorite "Game of Thrones" moments from 2014?