"Man Plays With Slinky" isn't exactly breaking news, but the retro toy is experiencing a viral boost thanks to a recent video showing a guy doing RIDICULOUS Slinky tricks at a market stall.

While you struggled to get your Slinky to make it down a full flight of stairs at your house, this dude is manipulating it like a sorcerer, turning it into a trippy vapor-worm of beauty. Watch as he spirals, flips, and retracts the plastic coil in mid-air:

Top reddit comment: "This guy would be a hit at raves."

To be quite honest, the video looks like it could be CGI -- that's how awesome his apparent Slinky-juggling skills are. Considering the guy looks to be in his early twenties, the springy toy has never really even been that popular in his lifetime. So we have to wonder how he decided this item would be the focus of his mastery, and how many hours he's spent perfecting his craft.

Slinky Inc. needs to get this guy involved in some new advertising efforts. Before this, the only time we'd ever had a Slinky blow our minds was that video of the perpetual Slinky on the treadmill: