In the grand tradition of TMI on the internet, one of the most popular trends on Instagram this year was posting #AfterSex selfies. It’s unsettling enough to be given a sneak peek into what stranger’s post coitus faces look like, but recently, users have been using the hashtag #AfterSex for moments that we can only hope were not actually sexual. Here are some of the best #AfterSex fails that hit the WTF nail right on the head.

Was it good for...it?

Get a room. And a partner. And a clue.

Sorry bro, but your girl seems pretty fake.

What did you do to his bowl full of jelly?

P**** whipped.

How was that disco ball in bed?

Okay, that’s just being inconsiderate to the other students.

So that’s why she’s smiling like that.

Apparently you guys are kinkier than those scarves would suggest.

Oh, baby...baby?!

He. Is. Stoked.

Hate to say it bro, but you might have some worries for the rest of your days.

That good, huh?