Before he puts "The Colbert Report" to sleep, host Stephen Colbert has a laundry list of missions to accomplish on his way out the door. Last night, the famous Tolkien fanatic unlocked a major achievement by scoring a red-hot interview… with Smaug.
The fire-breathing, winged beast sat down (or plopped down, really) for an interview with Colbert about the process of making the three "Hobbit" movies, his relationship with Benedict Cumberbatch (spoiler alert: he's not a fan), his conservative politics ("Go Rand Paul 2016!"), and much more.
Smaug also revealed some sad news for "Game of Thrones" fans — namely, that he thinks Westeros is the Worsteros.
Watch the ridiculous interview below: