He is the pebble. He is the stone. He is the boulder. He is… well, you know.

Dwayne Johnson peers directly into your soul, and Jimmy Fallon's soul for that matter, in this amazing "Intense Staredown" video from last night's episode of "The Tonight Show." Sitting atop a snowy mountain with long, flowing hair blowing in the breeze, Johnson and Fallon drop knowledge that you absolutely need to hear — including some very important mistletoe etiquette, and the distinction between tomato and tomato.

May they never call the whole thing off.