When your home away from home was formerly an after-hours nightclub, it's only fitting to outfit the place with 21st century party essentials -- you know, to honor its roots!

On "Real World: Skeletons," seven strangers will get the shocks of their lives when the last people on Earth they want to see take turns temporarily moving in alongside them. So with all that stress considered, don't Chicago's newest tenants at least deserve some pimped-out digs? Welp, they've certainly got 'em, and in the house tour below, the group delivers some good ol' fashioned real estate porn, complete with a beers-only fridge, DJ booth and spiral staircase that doubles as staggered pull-up bar for Nicole.

Sylvia introduces the clip by teasing that there will be some "interesting" movements in the living room, which features jellyfish animation on plasma screens and pillows that read "love." Tony seems too consumed by a game of pool and the beautiful patio to pay the remark any mind. Throw in a few beautiful bedrooms, include a "Boom Boom Room" for good measure and we've got ourselves one enviable little crash pad!

Impressed by the new "Real World" house? Tell us what you think, and be sure to tune in to Season 30's premiere on Tuesday, December 16 at 10/9c!