Would you wear a necklace with a teeny tiny penis charm on it? What about a big one? A medium-sized one? Would you pay close to $800 for it, no matter what the size is? Tom Ford seems to think so.

Ford just launched a mini-suite of necklaces with penis pendants—small, medium, and large in both gold and silver—and the internet promptly freaked the f--k out.

The thing is, Kesha launched a whole collection of penis-charmed jewelz, like, a year ago. And they all retail for under $15.

She made penis post earrings.

Penis drop earrings.

Longer penis drop earrings.

A penis ring.

Aaaaaaand a penis charm pendant to use on any necklace strand of your choice.

And now you know!