You've already met Jenni Farley's first alter-ego, Harley Charlie Farley, but it is our distinguished honor to introduce to you her second: the sophisticated, supremely becoming Esther...M.

On tonight's "Snooki & JWOWW," Jenni, who was bummed out about missing Snooki's bridal shower (YOU try trekking across town only hours after giving birth...), decided to plan a more intimate luncheon for the girls and their three favorite gentlemen named Joey. This, JWOWW decided, was meant to be an upscale Victorian affair to include pinkies-up, parasols and, Nicole and Jenni ultimately decided, pseudonyms.

And so, Esther and Bertha were born.

In the video below, JWOWW makes the call to end all calls, in which she reaches out to the tea room at the nearby 600 Main. And just as soon as she's asked for her last name, which she hadn't considered, the girls completely lose their sh**.

"M," Jenni can only think to respond before receding into her chair and guffawing until she's blue in the face. Guess the etiquette training she asked to accompany the lunch is much-needed.

Check out the clip, and be sure to watch "Snooki & JWOWW" take on tea time next Wednesday at 10/9c!