13 Signs You Have The Worst Freshman Roommate Ever
On tonight's "Girl Code," which airs at 11/10c on MTV, the cast is talking about freshman year. You were prepared for the sleepless nights and the filthy showers, but living with a human who smells like wet bandaids? That was a wild card. Here are signs that the nightmare incarnate who shares your closet-sized domicile is, in fact, the worst freshman roommate ever.
You have a “least favorite” sex sound of hers.
You’re a character in her live action role-playing game. (And you don’t LARP.)
The written phrase “Thank you SO much! :)” strikes terror and fear into your heart.
You’ve had to explain that you don’t normally lend out your underwear.
You guys never have to buy yogurt because there are plenty of live and active cultures growing on her trash pile.
You’ve uttered the phrase “I’m sorry I made you cry. I’ll never speak that way about Justin Bieber again.”
You’ve never lost your favorite shirt, because it's often crumbled near her bed after having been used to wipe up bodily fluids.
You look forward to homework because it’s a pleasant break from hearing about the pet guinea pig she left at home.
You’ve been screamed at for using “the wrong kind of Windex.”
Her homesickness is so bad, you need counseling.
You, have, while totally sober, slept on the bathroom floor, just to get some peace and quiet.
Her mom is a lot cooler than her, and you know that from plenty of first-hand experience.
You guys have a mouse in your room. And she's named it.
