13 Life-Altering Questions Britney Spears Asked In Her Lyrics -- Answered For Her Birthday
But, like, how 'was' she supposed to know?
We were having a lot of trouble deciding what to get Britney Spears for her 33rd birthday. A $25 gift certificate to Starbucks? A 12-month subscription to Artsy Fartsy Quarterly? An I.O.U. for a party in France? What do you get the woman who has everything?!
That's when we realized that it would be way funky/trendy/cool of us to forego material objects for what might be the greatest gift of all: the answer to all of her questions. You see, Britney's asked a lot of seemingly unanswerable questions in her lyrics over the course of her nearly 20-year career, and we felt it our duty to get to the bottom of them all -- or, at least 13 of them.
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Art by Janelle Myers
