In case you hadn't noticed, "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" was not a 1980s action movie replete with cheesy one-liners, generic warehouse bad guys, blazing gunfights and a bumpin' synthesizer soundtrack -- and that, as we've discovered thanks to the video below, is a damn shame.

In a world where every action movie needs a vintage YouTube recut, the Cap's treatment stands out as being a movie you might actually watch, if you could find a working VCR to watch it on. Bonus if you can spot every other film they chopped up and spliced into this faux trailer (blink and you'll miss the Fembots.) Big hat-tip to Entertainment Weekly for the find.