We're just gonna put it out there: it feels like Harry Styles is purposely toying with our emotions. Two years after he shot down rumors that he might be playing both sides in a British GQ interview by saying "Bisexual? Me? I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I'm not," well, oops he did it again.

Appearing with One Direction bandmate Liam Payne on the British "On Demand Entertainment" show, Harry answered a bunch of pretty benign fan Twitter questions during a segment titled, erm, "Fourplay." But it was one answer in particular that made the Internet break, re-boot and then break again 10 times, MTV UK points out.

"Your favorite traits that you look for in a lady," read host Lucy Jones.

That was easy for Liam: "Female, that's a good trait," he said quickly.

Harry laughed, shook his head and said, "Not that important." Wait, what?

"I would say sense of humor and like... natural," Harry continued.

"Very large personality," Liam interjected.

"Someone who’s nice… you’re not going to go out with a d****** are you?" Styles added.

So there you have it. Harry Styles is officially... confusing us. Thanks Harry.

There are four things we know for sure anyway now. Styles thinks he sucks at skateboarding, speaking Italian, gymnastics and singing. "It's probably my worst one," he said humbly.