Have your favorite handyman or fix-it guy on standby -- there will soon be two "Snooki & JWOWW"-sized holes in your TV screen.
The ladies whose friendship found its unlikely legs along the "Jersey Shore" will soon be prime-time history, as the upcoming "S&J" season will be its last. Yup, that means only a few heartwarming moments with Lorenzo, one or two spilly visits from Deena and a handful of delightfully obscene girl-talk sessions between Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley lie ahead. Going, going, gone...
Thankfully, our cable provider can never erase our memories of the Garden State's loudest and proudest representatives, their taste for breast milk or their penchant for pranking. Look back at what we'll miss most from the BFFs, and tune in to the final season's premiere on Wednesday, November 5 at 10/9c!
Snooki's casual mentions of mucous plugs:
At least we know Nicole won't hold back during "the talk" with Lorenzo.
Jionni and Roger bro-ing out:
Here, David and Goliath are best pals.
Glade PlugIns have never had to work so hard.
Roger's unrealized quest to unlock Jenni's chastity belt:
The sexual tug-of-war still rages on...
The Joeys' showmanship:
No party's complete without plastic cups, some good tunes and three gay friends who have the same name.
Wild nights out:
Now that Nicole and Jenni are both moms, trips to the bars are few and far between -- but no less entertaining.
The ladies' talent for shocking fellow parents, members of the public and customer service representatives:
Are they hilarious? Yes. Appropriate? What do you think...
The occasional bit of storybook romance:
For each screaming match between the girls and their guys, there was a genuinely sweet moment to match.
Some plumbers have less to say about sewage.
Between visits to the ranch and Atlantic City, the ladies' adventures rival Tom Sawyer's and Huck Finn's!
Snooki's terrified screams:
Have plans to hang out with Nicole? Don't forget your earplugs.