Ed Sheeran doesn't have time for professional connections. In fact, he has "run out of f--ks to give, soz." So even though Ed tweeted that he still doesn't know what LinkedIn is, I couldn't stop thinking what his account would actually look like. Would his job title be "Badass, Sheeran International"? Or would it be "Master Cuddler"?

Here's his tweet, but I edited it a little to shield you guys from profanity you've never heard before:

Of course, I had to see if Ed was secretly a LinkedIn fan and was just lying to us so he didn't have to deal with our inMail and connection invitations, but I don't think any of these guys are him.

So I teamed up with my friend Gavin, who is super good at Photoshop, and we dreamt up Ed Sheeran's fake LinkedIn profile. Totally not creepy. See it for yourself!