When I'm sick, I look like a zombie. If I allowed people to see me in such a state, they would certainly recoil in fear. Selena Gomez does not look like that when she's sick. She does not lay on a couch in a T-shirt she got for free. When battling a cold, Selena sits poolside in a bikini and gives herself pigtails. Oh, and she documents her ill look (heh) for all the world to see.

Selena shared a photo of her sick day poolside ~sitch~, revealing that she gave herself pigtails to feel better, but they also made her feel six. A six-year-old does not know how to accessorize a bathing suit like that, OK? She also included a very mysterious hashtag: #rayandhisbans. His bans, eh? I see you, Selener. I see you.

Feel better, Selly. Though, TBH, you are slaying the sick day look.