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Britney And Kevin Federline Got Married 10 Years Ago Today -- Never Forget

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Are you sitting? Good, because -- OH MY GOD!!!! -- I'm about to seriously eff with your sense of time and maybe even your grasp on reality. Remember when Britney Spears married her then-backup dancer, Kevin Federline, back in the day?

That was 10 years ago.

On September 18, 2004, the "Work Bitch" singer and the future father of her two children tied the knot at a super-secret ceremony in Studio City, California, People reported at the time. Although the marriage only lasted two years, the relationship blessed us with a lifetime of memories. Let's reminisce.

Here are Britney and Kevin on the cover of People!

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Brit's bridal party wore matching pink velour tracksuits because 2004.

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Here's our bb at the 2004 launch of her very first fragrance, Curious.

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And here she is at NYFW 2014, introducing her Brintimate Intimate lingerie collection to the world.

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Remember when Kevin, um, bought coffee in 2004?

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Coffee game still strong.

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10 years? I think I'm gonna cry.

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Wait, I'm good.

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Guess there's nothing left to say except... PopoZão

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