Maybe it's just because the last few "American Horror Story: Freakshow" teasers presented us with enough clown-related nightmare fodder to last us the rest of our lives, but this latest one is downright adorable. In it, a tiny man in a striped singlet struts proudly through the legs of a much larger individual, and then strikes a pose to show off his petite but formidable guns.

Take a good look, ladies; you know you love it.

"American Horror Story: Freak Show" premieres October 8 on FX.