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Making Fantasy Football Picks Based On The Hotness Levels Of The Players And Their Wives

A girl and her boyfriend make fantasy football picks based on attractiveness of the players, their wives and their matchups.

With Sean Green

Choosing the right player to start in fantasy football each week is part skill and part dumb luck. You can listen to all the different experts you want, but when it comes down to it, they're just guessing like the rest of us. Why not have more fun picking your lineups? Why not choose your players based on how hot they are -- or how hot their girlfriends and wives are? That's what real-life couple Tess Barker and Sean Green are doing this season.

Tess hosts a no holds barred podcast with her fellow ladies giving her unfiltered opinions on a regular basis and as you'd expect Sean hosts a fantasy football podcast.

Darren Sproles & Michel Hunt-Sproles vs. Justin Forsett & Angie Pressey-Forsett

Darren & Michel

Tess says: Darren's speed and agility on the field are proof that he is a catch who has excellent command of his body. His infectious smile is a good indicator that he is fun to be around, and the fact that he has partnered with Michel to run their nonprofit Sproles Empowered Youth shows that he's a team player with a good heart, and thus a very promising player.

Score: 9.5

Sean says: Michel is a grade A hottie, and unlike her husband this gal is an every-down back. Michel earns bonus points by going off on the Saints after they traded her husband.

Score: 9.5

Justin & Angie

Tess says: Justin may be a star player for the Ravens, but the fact that he is married to another professional athlete shows that he's not intimidated by a (literally) strong woman. He may have the build of a formidable tough guy, but reviewing the tape of his performance in the 2011 music video of the song "L.O.V.E." that he recorded for his wife, brings light to the fact that he is a textbook softie and thus the front runner in this matchup.

Score: 9.6

Sean says: Angie is in great shape and has the body of a professional athlete. The real telling factor is that she got her husband to star in a music video about love with her. That kind of public whipped performance is something that only a very satisfied man is capable of delivering.

Score: 9.0

Bottom line:

Sproles and his Eagles offense are going up against a Colts defense that isn't afraid to give up yards and put Andrew Luck in a hole. Sproles continues to excel in the Chip Kelly system and I have him going for 10.5 fantasy points.

Total: 10.5 + 9.5 + 9.5 = 29.5

Justin Forsett is probably the only person benefiting from Ray Rice's suspension as he looks to get the majority of the carries at RB for the Ravens. Throw in a questionable Steelers' defense and look for Justin to rack up 11.5 fantasy points.

Total: 9.0 + 11.5 + 9.6 = 30.1

Winner: Justin Forsett

Eric Decker & Jessie James Decker vs. Steve Smith and Angie Smith

Eric & Jessie

Tess says: Eric's piercing eyes and chiseled jaw alone are reason enough to bet on this receiver, who is a clear #1 when it comes to style and charm. The fact that he quickly lost allegiance for his former Broncos brethren is also a good sign that he doesn't dwell on the past and won't hit the over on maddening references to his ex-girlfriend.

Score: 10

Sean says: If looks could kill, Jessie James Decker would be an assassin, which wouldn't be any surprise considering she does have three names. Even a replacement ref could see she's clearly a knockout.

Score: 10

Steve & Angie

Tess says: Steve's intense energy and determined playing style make him a solid bet for some heart-racing action, if you know what I mean. His 13-year run with the Panthers indicates that he has the ability to stick with a relationship through thick and thin, but his occasional hotheaded comments are proof that as a partner, he may be subject to temper tantrums when a penalty is called on him.

Score: 9.25

Sean says: Even though she's been married for years and has three kids, Angie clearly hasn't lost a step. You've got to give it up for that level of commitment.

Score: 9.5

Bottom line:

Eric Decker had a strong week one show, but now the Jets go on the road to face a hungry Green Bay team. Geno Smith still isn't a franchise QB and Decker will feel the effects. I have him getting 5.5.

Total: 10 + 10 + 5.5 = 25.5.

Steve Smith had a great week one in a loss racking up 118 yards and a TD. Look for his strong season to continue against the Steelers as I got him going for 12.5.

Total: 9.5 + 9.25 + 12.5 = 21.25.

Winner: Eric Decker

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