Have you ever wondered how C3P0 goes to the bathroom? Or how Darth Vader cleans his cape? We took it upon ourselves to answer these pressing questions for you.

1. They get stopped at the airport

Even R2D2 has to take his shoes off at security.

2. They fill up on gas

It'd be pretty embarrassing if a Stormtrooper's vehicle ran out of juice mid-Tatooine invasion.

3. They buy toilet paper

Frustrating, trying to get to the top shelf is.

4. They clean up after their dogs

If Jabba had a dog, I'm pretty sure it'd be a Saint Bernard.

5. They iron their clothes

Which is more than we can say for most people...

6. They relax with that paper

C3P0 appreciates his downtime just like anybody else.