Sure, it's been a couple days since Rihanna, photographer Ellen von Unwerth, Nicki Minaj, Kim Gordon and more were all sitting within note-passing distance of one another, front row at Alexander Wang's New York Fashion Week show, but you know what? I'm still obsessed, and I don't care who knows it.

This blindingly perfect assemblage of A-listers at the Spring 2015 Ready-To-Wear show -- which also included Miguel, Tyga, Rih Rih bestie Melissa Forde, Die Antwoord, costume designer Heidi Bivens and Lauren Hutton -- was basically the modern-day equivalent of Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper." In fact, why not take the obvious next step and combine the two?

Throw in a little after-party Miley Cyrus, and voilà!

Etch this on my tombstone. Tattoo it onto the inside of my eyelids. Contact the Department Of Energy and alert them to a newly discovered source of renewable fuel, because this unholy image is giving me liiiiiiiife.