Guy Doesn’t Understand Strip Clubs, Calls 911 After Dancer Won’t Have Sex

C'mon man! Everyone knows there's no sex in the champagne room.

Here’s a quick life lesson: Disappointment happens. All. The. Damn. Time. But you gotta learn to take it like a man, instead of running and crying to the cops every time you feel shorted. Because chances are, you’ll put yourself into deeper s–t than you were in before.

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A 53-year-old Montana man was having a regular ol’ doozy of a night at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club, which sounds like quite the impressive establishment. After dropping $350 for a private dance, William McDaniel had the engine all revved and expected to have as well. That’s when the dancer informed him that sex doesn’t fall under her job description. Doesn’t he know there’s no sex in the champagne room?

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