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Guy Doesn't Understand Strip Clubs, Calls 911 After Dancer Won't Have Sex

C'mon man! Everyone knows there's no sex in the champagne room.

Here’s a quick life lesson: Disappointment happens. All. The. Damn. Time. But you gotta learn to take it like a man, instead of running and crying to the cops every time you feel shorted. Because chances are, you’ll put yourself into deeper s--t than you were in before.

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A 53-year-old Montana man was having a regular ol’ doozy of a night at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club, which sounds like quite the impressive establishment. After dropping $350 for a private dance, William McDaniel had the engine all revved and expected to have as well. That’s when the dancer informed him that sex doesn’t fall under her job description. Doesn't he know there's no sex in the champagne room?

The stripper stopped the lap dance short after McDaniel became "sexually aggressive." McDaniel demanded a refund, but the club wouldn’t give it to him. That’s when he got so peeved that he called 911 to register a consumer complaint, and it all went downhill from there.

Police arrested McDaniel for solicitation of prostitution. “He felt he was ripped off by the bar,” said George Skuletich, Butte-Silver Bow undersheriff. “He assumed he paid the $350 for sexual acts that didn’t occur.” McDaniel was released after posting $550 for bond, so overall, the night cost him $900... and all of his manly pride.