'90s kids, prepare to have your every dream crushed with an infant-sized cell phone: The "Saved By the Bell" cast kinda sorta hated one another.

Yep, pretty much your whole childhood is a lie. Or at least, that's the story Lifetime is telling in their “The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story.”

Buzzfeed has debuted the first clip from the film -- airing September 1 at 9 p.m. -- and sh-- gets real. If the story Lifetime is telling is true, Lark Voorhies a.k.a Lisa Turtle (played by Taylor Russell McKenzie in this film) had a huge crush on Zack Morris' Mark-Paul Gosselaar (played by Dylan Everett). So, she naturally hates Tiffani-Amber Thiessen for getting to play his love interest Kelly Kapowski.

And there's more: There seemed to be something of a rivalry between Mario Lopez (played by Julian Works) and Dustin Diamond, who played the dweeby but lovable Screech. Pretty much, it's a complete mess.

See the full clip on Buzzfeed.