This Dog Doesn’t Care About Your Birthday Party

Watch him slowly steal your soul to the tune of Mozart's Requiem.

Next time you’re celebrating your great-aunt’s birthday, don’t forget to include her cataracts-inflicted lap dog. He’ll remember such a rejection FOREVER.

In this hilarious video, the music is everything. As a family sings “Happy Birthday” around a table (with a strange amount of candles because…séance?), Mozart’s “Requiem In D Minor” builds in the background. As the chorus comes in, you can only imagine the horrible thoughts running through the creepy pup’s head as he sits in the corner, plotting everyone’s demise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_aJBAzw_ls

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