We just know that while you were watching the uproariously bloody (albeit scientifically sketchy) camp of “Sharknado 2: The Second One” you were thinking to yourself, “But how can I incorporate all this viscera into the everyday? If only I could take this experience and…bottle it.”
Well, folks, “Sharknado” and “Sharknado 2: The Second One” actress Tara Reid has heeded your unvocalized and arguably misguided plea for an interactive “Sharknado” experience – with “Shark by Tara,” the perfume.
Yes, that’s right – now you, too, can smell like the chum-laced, cyclonic wind-strewn seawaters of Reid’s on-screen setting. Though, perplexingly, Reid’s website insists the fragrance, “…incorporates a plethora of “lavender” colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color” and boasts “nodes” of iced mint, violet, lemon, jasmine, amber, musk and more. Perhaps they’re ingredients that pair well with shark meat?
Does this remind anyone else of the time that Reid insisted “Sharknado” could really happen? Will the masses rush to shell out $24.95 for a spritz of Tara’s snarky shark scent, like so many New Yorkers fleeing a watery vortex of man-eating fish? Only time will smell…er…tell.