By Madeline Roth

Imagine this: You’re a young, straight guy, and there are two (two!) attractive women who want to hook up with you AT THE SAME TIME. Best news ever, right? So good that you want to scream it from the rooftops and share it with the whole world, right? Well, one Arizona guy took that a little too literally when he was caught having a threesome in a public hot tub — and now he’s paying the price.

The "stud" in question, 30-year-old Anthony Vechiola, was getting it on with his girlfriend, Gina Marie Rayner, 28, and Jennifer Duchnowski, 29, in the public spa at Rayner’s apartment complex in Peoria, Arizona. Sex in the community jacuzzi? That ain't cool.

The cops who showed up had to physically pry the "heavily intoxicated" group apart. Yep, even after they were told to cool it off and take their, um...things...out of one other’s...things (threesomes are confusing, guys), they kept having sex until the officers physically restrained them. SMH.

Needless to say, these sexual daredevils are in scalding hot water (pun intended). Brag all you want about having a threesome, but please do it behind closed doors, away from your neighbors. Nobody needs to see that.