What is going on? It appears that all the cool kids of Hollywood are chumming it up in Ibiza this week, and no even sent out an invitation. I would love to be jet-skiing and schmoozing over cocktails on a yacht right now. I probably never will be, but I would have enjoyed the offer of overpriced glam and companionship.

The latest comrades spotted on the magical Spanish island were Justin Bieber and Zach Efron's sometimes-bae Michelle Rodriguez. Look at them smiling and laughing and having the good times that I am not:

Of course this all comes after Bieber's little throw-down in paradise with Orlando Bloom. Oh yeah, so Orlando Bloom is there too:

Lindsay Lohan is still hanging around, having stepped foot onto the island a few days ago. The vacation life must be good, eh?

And by the way, if you do happen to be coincidentally hanging around Ibiza this week, Paris Hilton is in town and she's throwing the party of the year tonight (July 30).

Hope you're all enjoying summer vacation.