Believe it or not, "Entourage" turns ten years old today (July 18) -- meaning yes, you're old, but also that ten years ago yesterday you hadn't yet experienced the wonderful form of torture that is watching the boys (well, mostly Turtle) interact with women.

HBO's dude answer to "Sex and the City" was popular for many reasons, but the impossibly gorgeous, ever-rotating circle of expendable women that populated the show's Los Angeles universe will forever be a part of its legacy. Mostly because the boys (Jerry Ferrera's Turtle, Kevin Dillon's Johnny Drama, Adrian Grenier's Vince, and to a lesser extent Kevin Connolly's "E" and Jeremy Piven's Ari) treated them like meat, but that's a story for a different day.

For now, let's bask in the glory that is the boys trying (and, in Turtle's case, usually failing) to hit on women: