13 Photos That Prove Britney Spears Is Queen Of The Crop Top

Because going outside is honestly overrated.

In case you haven’t noticed, it is hot out. The summer has officially entered it’s “ugly-hot” phase, and unfortunately there’s no paper bag big enough or heat-resistant enough to plop over the sun’s face.

Thankfully, we have just the thing to soothe you through the non-stop sweating: a roundup of Britney Spears’ coolest, funkiest, trendiest, most email-est crop tops of all time. Grab the nearest trenta strawberry frappuccino, and let’s start cooling down.

In case you’ve forgotten, Britney Spears is pretty much the queen of baring midriff…

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…Whether it’s 1998 or 2014. Here she is in Thousand Oaks, California on Sunday, July 13, cropping tops and taking names.

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Since her earliest days, Britney’s basically turned wearing a crop top into an art form.

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And she’s always kept us on our toes.

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Whether validating the crop top as a sensible choice of activewear…

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…Or demonstrating the crop top’s more formal capacities. Like, you could meet the Queen in this one.

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Whichever crop top Brit selects, we are guaranteed to #BowDown.

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So, how do you feel now? Pretty cool?

Maybe a few more crop tops will do the trick.

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Feel any cooler?

OK, time to break out the big guns.

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On a scale from “really… um… cool” to “really cool,” how do you feel now?

See? Britney’s funky, cool, trendy collection of crop tops have saved the day. Take that, heat.

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