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Some romances are too passionate and good for this world. Case in point: Caesar and Edward Cullen, the super-genius ape and the super-sparkling vampire who never quite got their act together, despite their mutual adoration.

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Cue "Breaking Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," the unsanctioned "Twilight" and "Planet of the Apes" crossover that literally no one asked for but everyone secretly wanted. It chronicles the rise and fall of star-crossed lovers Caesar and Edward's steamy affair, a glimpse at a universe that's far too perfect to really exist. At least it exists in trailer form.

"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" arrives this weekend, sans "Twilight" cast.