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FOUND! Real-Life Middle-Aged Napoleon Dynamite And Pedro

Ever wonder what cult film character Napoleon Dynamite and his sidekick Pedro Sánchez would look like as middle-aged adults? Reddit user antici_______pation sighted a look-alike pair placing orders at what appears to be a Subway restaurant. No one is yet sure how long it took for the fake Pedro to grow that killer mustache, but we estimate at least “a couple of days.”

No word, either, on the true identity of the doppelgangers, but eyewitnesses claim that they saw the pair riding out of the parking lot atop a liger (like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic). Heck yes!

Ethan Fixell is a writer and comedian from New York City.
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