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Queen Elizabeth Wins The ‘Game Of Thrones,’ Errbody Go Home

Applications now being accepted for the Westeros House of Lords.

Sorry, Stannis. Too bad, Daenerys. And Tommen, get your tiny butt out of that chair. Queen Elizabeth II paid a visit to the set of “Game of Thrones” in Northern Ireland, where with a steely glare she laid claim to the seat that everyone in the seven kingdoms has spent four seasons fighting over.

Yep, it’s over. Her Highness in the banana-hued hat now holds the Iron Throne.
Literally.