This issue can no longer be ignored.
It’s high time we recognize the invasion of bug-eyed, big-eared aliens that is upon us. These creatures have been actively brainwashing the world population with bumbling, inquisitive cuteness, and multiply at an alarming rate.
They go by many names: Batpigs, Frenchies, Frog Dogs. Formally labeled as the French Bulldog, these adorable little furballs are everyone’s new favorite pet. Seriously, everybody has one, and there’s no wonder why. These quirky, yet charming, cuddlebugs are basically the perfect companion.
They Find The Absolute Best Places For Naps
Jenna Ushkowitz’s Bear knows you can’t be interrupted under the bed, duh.
They’re Willing To Support Your Cause
Lady Gaga’s Asia will #FreeTheNipple with you any day.
They Just GET You
John Legend and Pippa seriously understand each other’s feels.
They Make Handsome Men Look Even MORE Handsome
Hugh Jackman and Dali are beyond perfection.
They Make Perfect Travel Companions
Benny hearts long train rides with momma.
You Can’t Have Just One
Lady Gaga’s Asia has joined the pack with Frenchie-sister Stella and Fozzy.
Seriously, You CANNOT Only Have One
Chrissy Teigen just brought Penny into the family!
They Know How To Parrrrrr-tay
— Ashlee Simpson Ross (@ashleesimpson) December 21, 2012
Ashlee Simpson and Alabama are about to get down.
They Inspire Art
They’re Always There To Make You Smile
Sir Charles Barkey’s happy face has over 220,000 fans on Instagram!
They Have EXCELLENT Taste In Food
Shawn White’s Steve never undervalues the joy of peanut butter.
They Have A Strong Sense Of Curiosity
A reliable source has confirmed that the rubber piece on her own doortop no longer exists.
Their Only Known Weakness Is The Power Of Sleep
Frenchies are best at napping, sleeping, snoring and napping some more.