Watch This Stripper Pole-Dancing, Clarinet-Playing Man Cover 'Wiggle'

Because it's Wednesday and you're probably sad.

If you didn't get enough twerking in Jason Derulo's "Wiggle" video, well, then, your hunger is about to be sated. There is a video that exists of a shirtless man on a stripper pole playing the clarinet and twerking to the jam.

So that's a thing that is a thing.