You guys, James Franco is upset. And, naturally, when he gets upset, things get weird. Eating-rice-cakes-in-dreads-in-bed levels of weird. While the unnamed woman heard speaking in the Instagram video insists these shenanigans have to do with an excess ingestion of "too much dope in the club," we're fairly certain it also has to do with the fact that they're making a Spring Breakers sequel. Turns out the Alien America deserved but didn't know they needed is none too pleased with the idea of Spring Breakers 2, and his poor, delicate tummy can't seem to take it.

"ALIEN IN REHAB! And BTW F*** that SBers 2 BS, they're doing it without HARMONY's CONSENT. Sounds LAME AS A MUTHA!" the caption attached to the video states. Which doesn't really speak so much to aggravated tummies as it does annoyance at production house Wild Bunch and, well...just watch it and make up your own mind about it. But there's no denying it's strange in that way we've come to expect from Franco at this point. Call us when he does something really bizarre, like leave his Instagram account at home.